ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after heating

ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not iron clothes on body

ON BOOTS CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE - Do not drive car or operate machinery

ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID) - Warning: may cause drowsiness

ON A KITCHEN KNIFE - Warning: keep out of children

ON A STRING OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - For indoor or outdoor use only

ON A FOOD PROCESSOR - Not to be used for the other use

ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS - Warning: contains nuts

ON AN AIRLINE'S PACKET OF NUTS - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

ON A CHAINSAW - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.