How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit?
Unique up on it.

How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it. Duh!

What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't Work?
A stick.

What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese

What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro sinko.

What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?
Spoiled milk.

What do you call a cow who has just given birth?
Decaffeinated.

What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A nervous wreck.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.

Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because it scares the dog.

What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

How Are A Texas Tornado And A Tennessee Divorce the same?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.