Learned in Yale
A wealthy contractor liked to know something about all the employees who worked for him.
One day he came upon a young man who was expertly counting out a large wad of the firm's cash.
The contractor asked the man, "Where did you get your financial training, young man?"
"Yale," the man answered.
"That's good," said the contractor, who was an advocate of higher learning.
"What's your name?" he asked.
And the man answered, "Yackson."