Ellen Degeneres virus:
Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC

Tonya Harding virus:
Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons

Disney virus:
Everything in the computer goes Goofy

Mike Tyson virus:
Quits after one byte

Sharon Stone virus:
Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's there

Ronald Reagan virus:
Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored

Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus:
Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them

Arnold Schwarzenegger virus:
It'll be back