Potential Corporate Mergers
1. Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organs.
2. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be
called Fairwell Honeychild.
3. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: New company will be
4. W. R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics, and Hale
Business Systems: New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace.
5. 3M & Goodyear: mmmGood.
6. John Deere & Abitibi-Price: Deere Abi
7. Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: Honey, I'm Home
8. Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining: Mine, All Mine
9. 3M, J.C. Penney, Metropolitan Opera Company: 3 Penney Opera
10. Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants: Poupon Pants
11. Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women: Knott NOW
12. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining: Zip Audi Do-Da
13. Netscape & Yahoo: Net 'n' Yahoo
14. Fed-Ex & UPS: FedUp