26 Actual Newspaper Headlines


1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says

2. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers

3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

4. Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case

5. Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

6. Farmer Bill Dies In House

7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

8. Soviet Virgin Lands Short Of Goal Again

9. British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands

10. Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms

11. Eye Drops Off Shelf

12. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

13. Reagan Wins On Budget, But More Lies Ahead

14. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

15. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66

16. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

17. Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told

18. Miners Refuse to Work After Death

19. Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant

20. Stolen Painting Found By Tree

21. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies

22. Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter

23. Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In 10 Years

24. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in '84

25. War Dims Hope For Peace

26. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While