A Man walks into a bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits down, the bartender comes over and asks for their order. The man says, "I'll have a beer" & turns to the ostrich. What's yours? "I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich.
The bartender pours the beer and says that will be $3.40 please & the man reaches into his pocket & pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day they come in again and the same thing happens and once again the guy reaches into his pocket and once again pulls out exact change. This becomes routine and every time the man pulls out exact change.
The bartender canít hold back his curiosity any longer. "Excuse me sir! I would like to know how do you always manage to have exact change every time."
"Well," says the man. "Several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me 2 wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money will always be there."
"That's brilliant" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something but you'll always be as rich as you want as long as you live."
"That's right says the man whether itís a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce the exact money is always there."
The bartender asks one other thing. "What's with the ostrich?"
The man replies, "My second wish was for a devoted chick with long legs."