Various Short Jokes


What did the leftovers say when they were put into the freezer?
Foiled again.

What machine scares the daylights into you?
An alarm clock.

Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
To make up for a terrible summer.

What is the longest word in the English language?
Smiles -- because there's a mile between the first and last letter.

What is more blessed to give than to receive?

What two words have the most letters?
Post office.