ItísTough Getting Old!
Two elderly ladies were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be loosing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and another red light, and again they went right through. This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost positive the light had been red. .... She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was going on. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red, no mistake, and they went right through.
She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have got us killed!" Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, am I driving ...?"