Funny Bumper Stickers
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute.
I need someone real bad...Are you real bad?
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
All men are idiots...and I married their king.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
Keep honking...I'm reloading.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...Not screaming and yelling, like the passengers in his car.
MONTANA: At least the cows are sane.
God must love stupid people; He made so many.
I said "no" to drugs, but they didn't listen.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
CONSCIOUSNESS: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Always remember you're unique just like everyone else.